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\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I got two Desktop Daleks<\/a> for Christmas. I unpacked them to put them on my desk. While doing so, this happened:<\/p>\n

Husband:\u00a0<\/strong>“What’s it <\/em>do?”<\/em><\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> *blinkblink* . . . Exterminates!<\/em><\/p>\n

I would have thought that was obvious . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I got two Desktop Daleks for Christmas. I unpacked them to put them on my desk. While doing so, this happened: Husband:\u00a0“What’s it do?” Me: *blinkblink* . . . Exterminates! 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