{"id":159,"date":"2010-05-26T09:40:46","date_gmt":"2010-05-26T09:40:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.viciousgrin.com\/blog\/?p=159"},"modified":"2011-12-12T14:28:07","modified_gmt":"2011-12-12T19:28:07","slug":"spam-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/viciousgrin.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/26\/spam-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Spam Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/stuff\/41\/unicorn-meat.shtml\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"272\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/viciousgrin.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/26\/spam-day\/canned_unicorn_meat-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/viciousgrin.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/canned_unicorn_meat.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"300,200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Canned Unicorn Meat from Think Geek\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/viciousgrin.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/canned_unicorn_meat.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-272 aligncenter\" title=\"Canned Unicorn Meat from Think Geek\" src=\"https:\/\/viciousgrin.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/canned_unicorn_meat.jpg\" alt=\"Canned Unicorn Meat from Think Geek\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;ve decided to update the <a title=\"Weird Spam\" href=\"https:\/\/viciousgrin.com\/blog\/weird-comment-spam\/\">Weird Spam<\/a> page once a week. It has been updated. And there were some weird ones this week.<\/p>\n<p>Frightening, really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve decided to update the Weird Spam page once a week. It has been updated. And there were some weird ones this week. Frightening, really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":272,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[35,37],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-odds-and-ends","tag-web-stuff","tag-weird-spam","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/viciousgrin.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/canned_unicorn_meat.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":120,"url":"https:\/\/viciousgrin.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/17\/weird-spam\/","url_meta":{"origin":159,"position":0},"title":"Weird Spam","author":"Jess","date":"May 17, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"I swear, I get some of the weirdest spam comments on the site. 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