{"id":130,"date":"2010-03-07T00:06:38","date_gmt":"2010-03-07T00:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.viciousgrin.com\/blog\/?p=4"},"modified":"2010-06-04T20:37:50","modified_gmt":"2010-06-04T20:37:50","slug":"first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/viciousgrin.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/07\/first\/","title":{"rendered":"First!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because any good blog has to start with some firsties. . .<\/p>\n<p>The brief summary here is that I have been known by a few different monikers for the last 12 years or so. \u00a0One of those being viciousgrin.com. \u00a0I haven&#8217;t touched any of the html or design or even CONTENT on anything in my viciousgrin.com domain in 5+ years. \u00a0This . . . is no good. \u00a0So, in the process of getting this gorgeous new blog up with a design I didn&#8217;t have to build, but get the joys of understanding and appreciating for its beauty (as well as customizing to suit my own aesthetics), I feel a wee bit of pressure to pretty up the previous wreck of a website.<\/p>\n<p>Stay tuned to this spot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because any good blog has to start with some firsties. . . The brief summary here is that I have been known by a few different monikers for the last 12 years or so. \u00a0One of those being viciousgrin.com. \u00a0I haven&#8217;t touched any of the html or design or even CONTENT on anything in my &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/viciousgrin.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/07\/first\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[23,34],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-odds-and-ends","tag-new-blog","tag-viciousgrin","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10,"url":"https:\/\/viciousgrin.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/07\/updates-in-progress\/","url_meta":{"origin":130,"position":0},"title":"Updates In Progress","author":"Jess","date":"March 7, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Another day done and more updates and polishing done to the old home domain name: viciousgrin.com. \u00a0Most of the work was done on the Writings section and a lot of removing broken links and other fun stuff of that nature. \u00a0I think the next polishing steps are going to be\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;House Adventures&quot;","block_context":{"text":"House Adventures","link":"https:\/\/viciousgrin.com\/blog\/category\/house-adventures\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":159,"url":"https:\/\/viciousgrin.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/26\/spam-day\/","url_meta":{"origin":130,"position":1},"title":"Spam Day","author":"Jess","date":"May 26, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"I've decided to update the Weird Spam page once a week. 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